Florida Man Steals $7 Billion, Blames Jesus – Donkey of the Day

47 thoughts on “Florida Man Steals $7 Billion, Blames Jesus – Donkey of the Day”

1. See, greed! Ruins pple every time! If he did one for like 80mil he would still be free. My scary ass would have only did one for like 10 or 20 mill. Probably not even that.

2. "Money is the root of all evil"

3. When you have bail money you can take a mugshot pic like this, he don't even look worried. I'm not mad at him

4. He gets donkey of the day for NOT stopping at the first billion and disappearing. Ding dong could have bought a new face and bounced

5. #iSwear this song pretty much summarizes the great sunshine state.
   https://youtu.be/jJXiKTjZraA

6. Mathew 6:24 24  “No one can slave for two masters; for either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will stick to the one and despise the other. You cannot slave for God and for Riches.

7. Thank you charlamange for the scriptures looked them up u taught me something ministered to me at 52 I really didn't know these scriptures Thank You,!

8. What Bible is he reading? I would love to see that scripture!

9. It just goes to show we never really know what others are thinking and plotting and planning to do

10. Wow and this will be another reason why people don't want to believe in God although we are for certain that's not God's doing.

11. Greed got the best of him….

12. 7 billion ? They would've never found me lol

13. Charlemagne is such a well spoken reporter.

14. Gotdam! I can't get away with stealing 7 dollars

15. 7 billion??? Dude is not donkey status I don’t care what you say charla

16. where do you even steal $7 billion from

17. I don’t know if I should be mad or not

18. As long as it ain't old people or the mentally deficient scamming should be legal ain't nobody's fault but yours that you parted with your bread

19. Matt 6:24
    Amen my friend. Amen 🙏🙏

20. CTG: you can't serve God and money

    Me: *looks at dollar bill"…it says in God we trust

21. He thought this was some GTA V exploit? he should have left after 100 million, you know hwo well you can live with 100 million? greed is something else.

22. Yooo wtf nigga was hitting

23. king scammed

24. I would have left the country so fast

25. I'm white and I say so scenario after the first billion see you what a fool

26. He couldn't settle for a bill and dip?? Smh he wanted a trillion !

27. Amen!!!!

28. I don’t think he deserved donkey. He made illion with a B

29. I don’t see anything wrong with it… I would of tried to do the same thing . No one can say they wouldn’t if they’re blessed with the opportunity too. He definitely has money stashed somewhere trust me … I’m pretty sure he thought of the possibilities before hand.

30. Who was the 70 people who didn’t notice that type of bread leaving their account though?

31. Same excuse as all the other televangelists who get rich off the gullible and who claim God is okay with their being greedy living in mansions, driving expensive cars, wearing custom made clothes, and living a life most of their followers can't by owning a "ministry" that is tax exempt like Joel Osteen, Pat Robertson, etc.

32. Them voices in yo head ain’t always God 👀

33. Lol charlamagne bible study is great

34. Wtf u need 7 billion for??? Dumb SOB…. 10 mill to 100 mill (even 1-2mill is fine)and I would been on some island that the US couldnt touch living the good life…

35. more power to 7 billion

36. dude couldn't take just 50k and invest it lol

37. how do we know hes wrong?

38. FLORIDA MAN NO

39. Why not

40. I love being a Floridian.

41. He will do 5-7 5-10 years in club feds , get time off then go and find his stash of maybe a billion and live good

42. Sneaky ass mugshot 😠😤 what a piece of shit

43. Bruh know when 2 quit !!!

44. 7 billion?! That’s like a dollar per every person this Earth😱😳😳

45. Stealing 7b makes him a fucking superstar in my book..

46. RIP XXXTENTACION

47. Please show me how you did it….😀

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